What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows!

What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?

A boa constructor!

When you’re 20 and you drop something, you pick it up.

When your 80 and you drop something, you decide you don’t need it anymore!

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

Give me my quarterback!

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration!

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!