Joke Corner Why did they bury the battery? Because it was dead!

What did the finger say to the thumb? I’m in glove with you!

What has only one eye, but still can’t see? A needle!

Why was the broom late? It overswept!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

What’s another name for a clever duck? Wise quacker!

How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree? By its bark!